Friday, December 19, 2008

MONEY



MONEY: Ass out since Bernard Madoff

Forgetting about the 50 billion that's gone, the shit he pulled is going to mean a 17 billion dollar tax revenue loss in New York state alone. Damn homie.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

NEW YORK


NEW YORK: Ass out since Michael Jordan.

SECRET SERVICE


SECRET SERVICE: Ass out since the 2nd shoe.

CNN, DOGS, THE FIRST FAMILY, CHRISTMAS, MICHAEL PHELPS, THE U.S OLYMPIC TEAM



CNN,DOGS,THE FIRST FAMILY,CHRISTMAS,MICHAEL PHELPS,THE U.S OLYMPIC TEAM: Ass out since the above video.

ART SCHOOL



ART SCHOOL: Ass out since Hitler

HITLER



HITLER: Ass out since art school

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Ass out since mission conceived of.

Monday, December 15, 2008

VERY BRAVE BUT PROBABLY NOW DEAD IRAQI JOURNALIST




VERY BRAVE BUT PROBABLY NOW DEAD IRAQI JOURNALIST: Ass out since the first shoe.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

RUDY TOMJANOVICH



Rudy Tomjanovich: Ass out since Kermit Washington

MR.WALKWAY



MR. WALKWAY: Ass out since about 1:33 in.

CATS



CATS: Ass out since dogs.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

FOX SPORTS


FOX SPORTS: Ass out since December 7th, 2008.

ROD BLAGOJAVICH



ROD BLAGOJAVICH: Ass out since this morning (12/9/08)

Monday, December 8, 2008

Dave Grohl



Dave Grohl: Ass out since Nevermind

OJ SIMPSON

OJ SIMPSON: Ass out since Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult.

WINTER


WINTER: Ass out since Summer.

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BUN




THINKING OUTSIDE THE BUN: Ass out since the Crunch Wrap Supreme.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

PIZZA HUT



PIZZA HUT: Ass out since Big Foot.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST


The Amazonian Rainforest: Ass Out Since Medicine Man

SITCOMS



Sitcoms: Ass Out Since Herman's Head

AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY

AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY: Ass out since the Pinto.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

CHEESEBURGERS

CHEESEBURGERS: Ass out since David Hasselhoff

DAVID HASSELHOFF

DAVID HASSELHOFF: Ass out since falling off the wagon

TRYING NEW DRUGS



TRYING NEW DRUGS: Ass out since K-holes.

KEVIN SPACEY

KEVIN SPACEY: Ass out since K-Pax. 

Monday, December 1, 2008

FISH EYE LENSES



FISH EYE LENSES: Ass out since The Beastie Boy's "Shake Your Rump" music video

STING

STING


Sting: Ass out since Zenyattà Mondatta

WICKER PARK


Wicker Park: Ass out since sometime between 2006 and 2007

Need I say more?

PLAXICO BURRESS


PLAXICO BURRESS: Ass out since today (12/1/08)

BECK





Beck: Ass Out Since Odelay