MONEY

MONEY: Ass out since Bernard Madoff

Forgetting about the 50 billion that's gone, the shit he pulled is going to mean a 17 billion dollar tax revenue loss in New York state alone. Damn homie.

NEW YORK

NEW YORK: Ass out since Michael Jordan.

SECRET SERVICE

SECRET SERVICE: Ass out since the 2nd shoe.

CNN, DOGS, THE FIRST FAMILY, CHRISTMAS, MICHAEL PHELPS, THE U.S OLYMPIC TEAM

CNN,DOGS,THE FIRST FAMILY,CHRISTMAS,MICHAEL PHELPS,THE U.S OLYMPIC TEAM: Ass out since the above video.

ART SCHOOL

ART SCHOOL: Ass out since Hitler

HITLER

HITLER: Ass out since art school

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Ass out since mission conceived of.

VERY BRAVE BUT PROBABLY NOW DEAD IRAQI JOURNALIST

VERY BRAVE BUT PROBABLY NOW DEAD IRAQI JOURNALIST: Ass out since the first shoe.

NOSTRADAMUS

NOSTRADAMUS: Ass out since "the year 1999 and seven months."

RUDY TOMJANOVICH

Rudy Tomjanovich: Ass out since Kermit Washington

MR.WALKWAY

MR. WALKWAY: Ass out since about 1:33 in.

CATS

CATS: Ass out since dogs.

FOX SPORTS

FOX SPORTS: Ass out since December 7th, 2008.

ROD BLAGOJAVICH

ROD BLAGOJAVICH: Ass out since this morning (12/9/08)

Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl: Ass out since Nevermind

OJ SIMPSON

OJ SIMPSON: Ass out since Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult.

WINTER

WINTER: Ass out since Summer.

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BUN

THINKING OUTSIDE THE BUN: Ass out since the Crunch Wrap Supreme.

PIZZA HUT

PIZZA HUT: Ass out since Big Foot.

THE AMAZONIAN RAINFOREST

The Amazonian Rainforest: Ass Out Since Medicine Man

SITCOMS

Sitcoms: Ass Out Since Herman's Head

AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY

AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY: Ass out since the Pinto.

TOM HANKS

Tom Hanks: Ass out since Cast Away.

RYAN ADAMS

RYAN ADAMS: Ass out since Bryan Adams.

CHEESEBURGERS

CHEESEBURGERS: Ass out since David Hasselhoff

DAVID HASSELHOFF

DAVID HASSELHOFF: Ass out since falling off the wagon

TRYING NEW DRUGS

TRYING NEW DRUGS: Ass out since K-holes.

KEVIN SPACEY

KEVIN SPACEY: Ass out since K-Pax. 

FISH EYE LENSES

FISH EYE LENSES: Ass out since The Beastie Boy's "Shake Your Rump" music video

STING

STING


Sting: Ass out since Zenyattà Mondatta

WICKER PARK

Wicker Park: Ass out since sometime between 2006 and 2007

Need I say more?

PLAXICO BURRESS

PLAXICO BURRESS: Ass out since today (12/1/08)

BECK

Beck: Ass Out Since Odelay